I love gettin' hummers from chicks dressed as Klingons Bumpy heads bobbin' up and down Like their necks have a spring on And I know their teeth hurt But I still get my thing on
And that's why And that's why I'm in a Star Trek band
I wanna tag team a stripper with Mr. William Shatner He'll take the front and hell, I'll take the back-ner And when we blow We're gonna reach warp factor
And that's why And that's why I'm in a Star Trek band
Well, people ask me Where do I find my joy? Do I like hot girls, green aliens or young boys? Well, I got two words for you my friend - Leonard Nimoy
And that's why And that's why I'm in a Star Trek band
And that's why And that's why We're in a Star Trek band