I’d like to dedicate this song to all my fans And also tell you how this little thing began Cause I don’t think a lotta people understand Oh how I came to be in a Star Trek band
In the beginning, yeah they came to me Said that I was the one to even out the three And that if I would only to listen to their plea That I was destined to rock the galaxy
Oh when they put it like that I couldn’t disagree Now everybody wants to beam into me
So now fast forward a couple of years A few hundred gigs and a few thousand beers And in that time my mission has become clear I have to boldly rock this final frontier
Oh there are worse things I could do, don’t you see? Now everybody wants to beam into me
The rest of my crew are like nerdy jocks Always singing songs about their Spocks But right now you ain’t watching the other three Right now you’re just thinking about beaming into me
And now I live most of my life upon on the stage I’m like a cross between T’Pol and Jimmy Page I love the journey, where I’ll go and where I’ve been And you’ll love it too when you’re beaming in
I hope you brought some latinum cause baby it ain’t free Sometimes you gotta pay to beam into me