The shields are down The wormhole's caving in I've been up and down the galaxy And I never seem to win
I got a forlorn Gorn and he's at my back And he ain't preaching “No kill I” Well, he's slow and green and really, really mean And that fucker just won't die
So please, please Help me Spock
Well, a Klingon bastard killed my son And the Nexus took my life And if I had the chance, I'd do it all again And take a green bitch for my wife
Yeah, I was getting fat and feeling old And my hair was getting thin I've been up and down the galaxy And I never seem to win So please, please Help me Spock