I got a bladder infection on Rigel VII A bladder infection, oh no
I got genital warts from Mr. Warf I got genital warts, oh no
I need a rectal exam From a hologram I need some Corbomite To kill my parasite I need a hypo spray So I won’t hear them say “He’s dead Jim”
I got a kidney stone Help me Dr. Bones I got a kidney stone, oh no
I got a rock in my **** Help me Dr. Phlox I got a rock in my ****, oh no
I got an STD from Dr. Pulaski I got Syphilis from Tom Paris I got Pubic Lice from Odo twice I got Gonorrhea from Mr. Data I got a case of Herpes from Beverly I’ve had the runs for a year Help me, Bashir
I got a ******* hemorrhoid as big as an android A ******* hemorrhoid, oh no
I got constipation on a deep space station Got constipation, oh no