Well she got warp drive And she got speed She pack the kind of firepower that every Captain needs She got the sleekest body And the slickest hull I gotta, gotta stay on course and make her lose control
Well she hard wired And she got chips She got the kind of badass body that’s built for a five year trip She got orders - to boldly go I gotta, gotta open fire and make her make it so
And in our room at night we explore such strange new worlds She can be my Vulcan love slave or my green skinned girl
She got a red shirt on And I’m gonna take it off She’ll feel the wrath of my Kahn And she’ll be screaming like Chekov I know it ain’t logical But for us it seems to work I get gynecological Just like Captain Kirk
Well she look tacky - on (Get it? Tachyon!) my bed She’s ready in my ready room And it’s full speed ahead She set a course now For the heart of the sun She gotta, gotta join my crew and be my number one
And in our room at night we explore such strange new worlds She can be my blue skin baby or my Trekkie girl
She make it She make it so
She want me to go where no man has gone before She says she’s good to go - She tells me so She make me boldly go - She make it so