Intro: A---D---A---D Verse1: A I'm like Odo, I'm jelly D I've got a slug in my belly A D I can say “he's dead, Jim” like DeForest Kelly A I'm like Scotty when I party D 'Cause I need more time A To get with all the honeys D At least seven of nine A So give me Tranya, I'm on ya D And I'm gonna Wrath of Kahn ya A D You'll head now to Eden when I put my boot on ya Chorus: A (Strum once) Yeah yeah yeah Yeah Brother G A Feel my tachyon G A I'm on your ass like a pissed off Klingon G A Warp core overload G(Strum once) A---D---A---D Prime directive gonna make my dick explode Verse 2: A---D---A---D I'm like Kirk I flirt with bitches not of this earth I've been killed so many times I should wear a red shirt Got a cock named Spock Emotions in a jar I go psycho every seven years if I don't get to Pon Farr So when I beam down I put the ream down A miser from Risa Because I never spread the cream round Like a Klingon with a hard on Captain never let me get my mother fuckin’ thing on
::Repeat Chorus:: A D Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Brother (x4)