MAX NORMAL Ok, listen up, it's a brand new track But first what I need to know is can you rap If not, don't worry just follow me Nice and carefully maybe soon you can also be
Grabbing hold of the mic tight, rhyming to the beat Freak, freak. So unique, when you speak Always connect, make sure they heard what you said Max Normal.TV with rap made easy
Step one: Take a deep breath You sound weak if you don't inhale deep before you speak Let's get ready to speak on the beat No dreary flows, here we go, repeat after me:
Mic Check, one two. Am I coming through? Nice and Clear. Yes, I am here.
YO LANDI Mic Check, one two. Am I coming through? Nice and Clear. Yes, I am here.
MAX NORMAL Very good, let's get ready for step two We got the funky beat to help you all get loose Here we go again, let's get ready to speak on the beat Four lines this time, repeat after me:
Den, deden den uh! Yes, yes It's the mighty me on the mic dressed fresh Tss! Out the box, individual I think, like I look, like I sound original
YO LANDI Den, deden den uh! Yes, yes It's the mighty me on the mic dressed fresh Tss! Out the box, individual I think, like I look, like I sound original
MAX NORMAL Now you holding that mic tight, rhyming to the beat Freak, freak. So unique, when you speak Always connect, make sure they heard what you said Max Normal.TV with rap made easy
Mhh, let's see. Oh, yes. Step three! Only the best best beats impress me But now let's get ready to speak on the beat You doing good, here we go, repeat after me:
I'm always Upgrading Innovating Educating Entertaining But I'm not a copy cat serving second hand flavor I'm not a parasite, I'm a creator
YO LANDI I'm always Upgrading Innovating Educating Entertaining But I'm not a copy cat serving second hand flavor I'm not a parasite, I'm a creator
MAX NORMAL Ahh, now let's get into step four Are you ready to get raw? Wonderful, we on the ball let's speak on the beat Here we go, check it, check it, repeat after me:
I've been into rap since back in the day My parents thought it was just a phase or a craze But look at me now, I'm still going through this phase in the days Checking out the ways this phase pays
YO LANDI I've been into rap since fuck knows when My parents don't even know what rap is Making mistakes is not that kiff Practise, practise! you got that kids?
MAX NORMAL OK, so Yo-Landi Visser wants to get live OK, let's pump up the jam and take it to step five Remember to take a deep breath, before you speak on the beat OK now, repeat after me:
You travelling through an indefinite darkness Absorbed by the gentle sentimental hum of your starship There's always a lot of uncommon phenomena upon your monitor All of a sudden a beautiful shot of andromeda pops up Check it out! Ok, your turn. Go!
YO-LANDI You travelling through an indefinite darkness Absorbed by the gentle sentimental … fok
MAX NORMAL Uh huh, practise, practise, if you wanna follow me Terminal velocity, soon you can also be
Grabbing hold of the mic tight, rhyming to the beat Freak, freak. So unique, when you speak Always connect, make sure they heard what you said Max Normal.TV - live and direct
Grabbing hold of the mic tight, rhyming to the beat Freak, freak. So unique, when you speak Always connect, make sure they heard what you said Max Normal.TV, with rap made easy
YO-LANDI Yo, yo, yo-yo-yo-yo Yo-Landi So, so, so-so-so-so so funky