Verse 1 I just graduated high school When she graduated Brown I kicked some game the best I ever laid it down We played around, We got official And when it comes to firsts, like hair, I got a fistful I said I love you, and I'm pretty sure I meant it truly She's still the only one I've ever said it too, she Gave me a fever that I've still got I find MILFs hot, and I'll scream it from the hilltop it's not Tomato, tomahto when it come to Demis, gimme Moore before Lovato And if you're Demi Moore And if I'm 24 Well earth's a trillion years old what's twenty more? But when we talk I upset your ulcer increase your pulse or tend to insult your knowledge I apologize it's the wrong subject let's not fuck this up by discussing pop culture Remember Welcome Back Cotter? Bridge Over Troubled Water Well I don't But baby that's why God invented iPhones
Chorus 1 And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson, Jesus loves you more than you will know. God bless you, please Mrs. Robinson. Heaven holds a place for those who pray, Hey, hey, hey
Verse 2 you're an old wine, you're a fine cheese at this rate you'll be Angelina by your nineties A double dimepiece, freaking siamese I'm fully legal, people, you can check my IDs Be damned if I freeze I'm a la flambe Jay is Venti pimping but pimping Tall or Grande He's popping cristal I'm sipping on some andre it's been a long day I want to romance you soon I plan to dim all the lights and put on something we can dance to that doesn't draw attention to my age, like pan flute So get comfy if you're chafing in that pants suit It either makes me kinda weird or some kinda pioneer but let me dry your tears if you're peering in the mirror and only see the years you fear appearing in your face instead of Helen Mirren, well it's clear you look hella nice A younger fella's And as sugar for the cougars I was on Ellen... twice
Chorus 2 Koo-koo-ka-choo, Mrs. Robinson, Jesus loves you more than you will know. God bless you, please, Mrs. Robinson. Heaven holds a place for those who pray, Hey, hey, hey
Breakdown STOP! When I say 'don't get,' you say 'surgery' Don't get Surgery Don't get Surgery When I say 'age,' you say 'gracefully' Age! Gracefully Age! Gracelly I beg you
Chorus 3 Where have you gone, Poor D'Angelo Our nation turns it's lonely eyes to you. What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson. I don't believe he's left and gone away Hey hey hey.