One rude awakening Your stare oblique and tainting Gives me a shake up Sugarcube are you wearing makeup?!
How times is changing One would say you have come of age and Now you look as if about to take off But I don't think you're about to take off
What's wrong with ponies in this town?! You better dash it off 'cause I don't jack around. This time might be the last (I fear) Before I have to break it to you really clear.
Spread your little wings and fly away, Fly away, Far away. Next time you should do better And I mean, somepony better. 'Cause I ain't in for a freebie.
Really it's no big Deal, I ain't that-a-phobic. It's just that we all see What this DLC does to TLC.
Stuff this fancy Cannot be unseen Spare the CMC Works of Kinsey
Applejack and Rainbow Hitting at a tree B-U-C-K-I-N-G Waiting for her turn Stands trembling nearby F-L-U-T-T-E-R-S-H-Y
(Guys! Wait!) I said wait! I don't wanna aggravate or in any way affiliate In this particular debate Of being straight versus getting a date The peer pressure is great This is a southern state
But hey! Tell me one thing What is there for the pegasi to say After they Have been stated clearly, I ingeminate, 'My barn door don't swing that way'?
Maybe days will marry us Terra's ways are various Fix up and it fits me But all you do is ditzy Dignify the ditching Kitsch yourself to kitchen Stall up with a stallion And hell down on a hellion
Cure 'em the bi-curious Jury them injurious Suffocate the sapphic Deem our demographic Quiver at the queerdos Fever is as fear does
And who told you to stay hay pony girl, Them woodland critters?