She was such a pretty girl and she was mine for a couple of years And on the day that she walked away I guess I shed a couple of tears But from what I understand, she's now having the time of her life I guess it's true what Too Short said, that you can't turn a ho into a housewife
[Hook: x2] 'Cause she's so fine she used to be mine Now she fucks two dudes at a time She was so good, we was in love But I guess one dick wasn't enough
[Verse 2:] At first I couldn't believe it She was so sweet and so kind How could she be getting ass-fucked and sucking dick at the same time? But I went online one day and I saw that shit firsthand She was having a one-night stand with a A nine piece salsa band And the piano player is fucking her asshole And in her pussy hole is the bass She's got the backup singer's dick in each hand And the trumpet player's fucking her face And her toes are doing some tickling on the rest of the horn section's balls The percussion players jerking off on the side While the lead singer's telling the studio n' audience to applause
[Hook: x2] 'Cause she's so fine she used to be mine Now she fucks two dudes at a time She was so good, we was in love But I guess one dick wasn't enough
[Verse 3:] Now the band started getting excited They were all about to bust nuts It was nine Puerto Rican musicians And just one little asian slut Now every square inch of her body Is totally soaked with cum And if you ask the bitch what two plus two was She wouldn't even know 'cause she's too fucking dumb
[Hook: x2] She's so fine she used to be mine Now she fucks nine dudes at a time She was so good, we was in love But I guess eight dicks wasn't enough