My construction worker homie bumps this in his shitty car On the way to spend his paycheck at the titty bar I ain't there yet but I've come pretty far Shout out to my homie Dumb This is pandemonium I command a podium with presidential stature Capture the audience then get a medal after Get my dick sucked by Lewinsky interns Hotter women give the T friction till my skin burns They don't think they need to do it right Due to heightened senses of entitlement Who they like Like rappers [?] mic Who said you was tight? I'd recommended that you would've gone and flew a kite My flow's not really very human-like It's more the something-you-would-see-when-you-was-shroomin' type A colorful array When they ask how I did it this is what I'm gon' say: It's automatic Automatic E Automatic E OM I'm goin' in yo As far as rappers that be really spittin' proper flows There's not many in the game like soccer goals My music touch souls like Dr. Scholls Easy pass y'all real fast while you stop for tolls The Oscar goes to you real life impostor trolls Whether for your positive personas or your mobster roles Yeah, that shit sounds very fake Tryna be something it ain't like Salisbury Steak If you gave 'em truth serum they'd be like "Wax, I don't wanna be in the booth near him" That'd be kinda like... stepping right into the fire Wrong place wrong time like a typo on a flier You are easily exposed like Mardi Gra titties You little and you plastic like Barbie doll titties I tell women in the crowd "show me all of y'all's titties" And they bouncin' Me and EOM is in the house and It's automatic Automatic E Automatic E Check it out Yo I ain't gotta prove nothing I just point to the scorecard Nice like your momma when you got a good report card At the sports bar sippin' Seagram's 7 with a bunch of drunk lesbians call 'em Ellen Degenerates Fifty percent of y'all can tell I'm the cleverest The rest of y'all would be awesome selling some beverages like "Cold beer! Cold beer!" I be like "Oh yeah? Pass me one over here!" You are smaller than an isotope In order to see you I'd have to take a picture of you through a microscope Then take a picture of that picture through a microscope Then take a picture of that picture through a microscope Then take a... You get the picture The picture is the picture of the picture's picture's picture The picture will be different if the picture was your sister See her fat, and for that, never fit into the picture It's automatic Automatic E Automatic E OM I'm goin' in uh