Boyinaband:Hello Slender, He-Hello Slender I just wanna be your friend, I don’t intend to offend I don’t want all the pages I’d rather chill in the woods together and talk for ages
People say you’re bad but I know the truth You’re so nice I brought a present A new tie for your suit So don’t glitch and abduct me I’m friendly AHOHMYGOD!!!!! I’LL GO BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE ELSE JEEZE
Minx:Hello Mr. He-hello Mr. Face I just wanna be your bestest mate You’re just a grunt to most, but I think you’re great So let’s hang out and have a picnic! (YAY!) I won’t forget your birthday I don’t have amnesia You got a big mouth but we still share secrets What’s that? You wanna play tag? O.K I’LL FIND ANOTHER MONSTER TO ASK!!!!
(Chorus) Boyinaband and Minx:Hello Monsta H-hello monsta I just wanna be your friend No-one wants to get hurt today (x2)
(Chorus repeat)
Minx:Hello necro H-hello necromorph You wanna be my BFF? Of course! If your ever feeling down buddy You can embrace me Play video games at my place it’s Dead Spacey I want an Alien buddy so I can look at the stars and hear you gargle out the names so I can point to where they are Hey you’re smiling at me! I can see your teeth! OH OH MY GOD OK! I’LL LEAVE YOU IN PEACE!
Boyinaband:Hello Pyramid h-hello Pyramid Head I betcha been acting out because you need a friend I can tell you lift bro we’ll visit the gym and the find a traffic cone and pretend we’re twins Let’s take a trip to Egypt you’ll be so popular everyone will want to take pics I hope customs ain’t strict with the metal detector OH MY GOD OK I’LL ASK SLENDER AGAIN!
Markiplier: I want Slenderman to be my frienderman And we can take a road-trip in the slendervan With the face and the morph there kicking it too! And Pyramid Head just picking the tunes (Repeat)