I am the flock with the absentee Shepard, She showed me her spots- She said, I am the leopard - I am the leopard.
She's Ripping my clothes - I don't understand her She mates like a lion - I'm more of a panda, more of a bystander!
Down there is a fraction of a fragment of a dream, I'll take my chances plugging out my life support machine.
I trade blows with whistles blowers, God they hate the great outdoors, And lock myself away until it's feeding time again.
I run low on funds! It's a fiscal disaster! I stuck to my guns, I stuck like a plaster- I stuck like a plaster.
But She's licking my face- I don't want her to do it, I give her a sign- But she'd just misconstrue it, Yeah- she'd see right on true it.
Down there is the prospect of a life upon the shelve, So I'm sending out a pix-elated- Version of Myself.
Fuck the time wasters and Fakers! Are there any other Takers! Who could possibly deliver me from this mediocrity.
Count your blessings- not your chickens, The hairline thins as the plot line thickens, The only way of knowing - approximately where your going- Is to- close - your eyes and SEE-
I am a flock with the absentee Shepard, She showed me her spots, she said, I am the leopard I am the leopard I AM THE LEOPARD! I AM THE LEOPARD! I AM THE L-E-O-P-A-R-D!