I found gold in Connecticut, adventure in Spain, now I'm rolling down the river just, shouting my name I'm so cool, god damnit, I'm so cool
I let my family down, and I left my town, I ain't got no phone, just rolling around. I'm so cool, god damnit, I'm so cool
Bought myself a bando in Argentine, playing for the poor kids in the middle of Beijing. I'm so cool, god fucking damnit, I'm so cool
I ain't paying taxes, I don't need no paycheck, I'm not gonna go where they want me to go. Revolvers and tattoos, a couple strippers singing blues, a shot of jack fore I hit the road
I'm not coming home, oh no. I'm not coming home
I ran with wolves in Alaska on my way to see you, beat a man to his knees on the border to Cancun. I'm so cool, god damnit, I'm so cool
Surfed a wave in California, fought the law in Jamaica. Read a book on Ibiza, wore a skirt in Tunisia. Fuck it, I'm so fucking cool
Took a bath amongst sharks in the Atlantic Sea, caught a fish with my teeth in a river in Tennessee
I'm so motherfucking cool. I ain't paying taxes, I don't need no paycheck, I'm not gonna go where they want me to go. Revolvers and tattoos, a couple strippers singing blues, a shot of jack fore I hit the road