I, I broke into your room! I hope you don't mind... you probably do. And to be fair, it's actually illegal to break into someone's house, Looking through your sock drawer, hunting for your panties. I've been looking at your panties, I've been looking at your panties...
Oh, and that's not all that I've done -- in one of your many shoes, I've left a little gift for you: a number two. It seemed a good idea at the time...