Narwhals, Narwhals, Swimming in the ocean Causing a commotion Coz they are so awesome Narwhals, Narwhals Swimming in the ocean Pretty big and pretty white They beat a polar bear in a fight Like an underwater unicorn Got a kick ass facial horn They are the jedi of the sea They stop cthulu from eating ye Narwhals They are narwhals Narwhals Just dont let them touch your balls Narwhals, They are narwhals Narwhals Inventors of the shish kabab