Don't you ever ride on my Shetland Pony Oh my pony Don't you ever ride on it Don't you ever ride on it Don't you ever ride on it No no no no. He's like a tiny horse You have to walk next to it of course You don't ride it He's company for going to the shops Hear his hooves go clippety clop It's relaxing, relaxing horsey company What's that you say? Oh you've got a big dog What do you want? Some kind of award? Look at me I feeding my pony sugar lumps You can't do that with Mutley there Don't you ever ride on my Shetland pony Oh my pony Oh oh oh Don't you ever ride on it Don't you ever ride on it Don't you ever ride on it. No no no no It can fit in your car And you can throw it quite far But you shouldn't do that oh no no no 'Cos it's a horse after all And sure it might not be tall But you will give my Shetland pony the respect it... Don't ride it, don't ride it Don't ride it, don't ride it No no. That's not how he rolls It's not how he ro-ooooollls It's not how he rolls It's not how it rolls It rolls like a horse.