Bah! Hum Bug! Santa’s on Drugs, he says “I Hate Christmas” Ho Ho he sneered as they pulled his beard “I Hate Christmas” I Hate Christmas “And the department stores” I Hate Christmas “They sharpen their claws” I Hate Christmas “Its such a farce” “Take Christmas and blow it out your……. chimney” I don’t care and I’ts just not fair, “I hate Christmas” Gotta visit the rellies and there’s crap on telly and “I Hate Christmas” If Jesus were here he’d shriek in fear “I Hate Christmas” “I hope I’m not the reason for this silly season I Hate Christmas” I Hate Christmas “What a rotten birthday” I Hate Christmas “I’d rather hide away” I Hate Christmas “From this yule tide feast” I Hate Christmas “Rather hang out at Easter” I don’t care and its just not fair I Hate Christmas Away in a manger away from danger I Hate Christmas Presents and cards its all to hard too many people offended Kiss kiss kiss cross ‘em off your list the relationship has ended I Hate Christmas And the carols sung I Hate Christmas It’s for the very young I Hate Christmas Ask kids if its true I Hate Christmas “We hate it too!” I don’t care and its just not fair“I Hate Christmas” Mum’s gone neurotic Dads psychotic and I Hate Christmas” The nativity play can’t get underway they’re still searchin’ Far and wide they just can’t find three wise men and a virgin I Hate Christmas songs of peace and joy I Hate Christmas And the little Drummer Boy I Hate Christmas And what it’s become Stick Christmas up your par rup par pum pum! I don’t care and its just not fair I Hate Christmas All the parties and junk, just gotta stay drunk ‘coz I Hate Christmas I Hate Christmas I Hate Christmas I Hate Christmas (We all hate Christmas)………..