Pandy Fackler was a working girl Living alone in another world Of picket fences and a white façade Sucking dicks under the Promenade
She was almost in a coma - from doing the Bossa Nova And the Funky Cold Medina - man, I wish you coulda seen her
Poor little Pandy is doing the best she can Eating cotton candy from the garbage can First to come and the last to go I met her backstage after the 2nd show
Two lonely people on a summer night We weren't in love but it was still alright I held her close and she squeezed me tight - my Pandy!