Light up the wheels and go for broke Stomp that pedal with a sniftin stroke Smack that roadblock caught in a pickle I'm gonna hit that line like old dick trickle
Well my motor's fine and this train's on time And when I cross that line I'm gonna make you mine
I'm stroker ace-stroker ace-stroker ace
Well it smells like poop and it sure looks crappy Gotta get back to north pappy flappy
Well it's one a.m. and I'm rollin' in the car now Gonna hit last call down at the bar now Got a shammy in my pocket and it's burnin' a hole Stick it the floor and watch me roll
Well my motor's fine and this train's on time And when I cross that line I'm gonna make you mine
I'm stroker ace-stroker ace-stroker ace
Well it smells like poop and it sure looks crappy Gotta get back to north pappy flappy