When I'm stable long enough I start to look around for love See a sweet in floral print My mind begins the arrangements But When I start to feel that pull Turns out I just pulled myself She would never go with me Were I the last girl on earth
I'm dumb, she's a lesbian I thought I had found the one We were good as married in my mind But married in my mind's no good A Pink Triangle on her sleeve Let me know the truth, let me know the truth
Might have smoked a few in my time But never thought it was a crime Knew the day would surely come When I'd chill and settle down When I think I've found a good old-fashioned girl Then she put me in my place If everyone's a little queer Can't she be a little straight?