I used to sing songs at the break of the day Zippity-doo-dah Zippity-ay Workin’ myself into a frenzy But I don’t do that no more no way I used like to learn how to speak in Chinese “O-Kudasai” means “Baby, would ya please” Conjugating verbs with the greatest of ease But I fell down hard on my bended knees
I feel like I’ve been run over by a truck I don’t care much about anything I’m happy to sing I’m lackin’ the passion to do anything I feel like I’ve been run over by a truck I don’t care much about anything So give me a ring And tell me to wake up and do anything
I used to play B-ball down at the park Runnin’ up the sideline until it got dark Outside step-over with my right foot Push off with the outside of my left foot I used to chat up the girls out in the club Lookin’ for one of ‘em to give me some love The show wasn’t over till the dough-boy come Old, young, fat, dumb, I loved everyone
Grandma never was a pushover Ain’t nobody try to step to her She could teach a common hustler to dance in France Till her plane came a-crashin’ down On the way to see the Cleveland Brown She was scramblin’ on fourth down How I wish that I had been around