Late at night, you're hungry You're craving some pizza Let me be the one that you call
Olive or anchovy Perhaps pepperoni Anything you want, we've got it all
Near, far, I'll jump in my car You just call in your order and I'm gone You know, we hand toss our dough Just tell me what you want and the toppings will go on and on
Deep dish, whatever you wish Even get two for one with a coupon You must try our special crust But just don't eat too fast or your heartburn will go on and on
Free Delivery was written for the Touring With Scissors tour and is officially unreleased. It is a parody of "My Heart Will Go On (Love Theme From Titanic)" originally written by James Horner and original performed by Celine Dion with original lyrics by "Weird Al" Yankovic.