Your butt is wide, well mine is too Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you The word is out, better treat me right 'Cause I'm the king of cellulite Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles break I'm too much man for you to take The pavement cracks when I fall down I've got more chins than Chinatown
Well, I've never used a phone booth And I've never seen my toes When I'm goin' to the movies I take up seven rows
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on (Fat, fat, really, really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it (Fat, fat, really, really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on, you know (Fat, fat, really, really fat)
Don't ya call me pudgy, portly or stout Just now tell me once again, whos fat?
When I walk out to get my mail It measures on the Richter scale Down at the beach, I'm a lucky man I'm the only one who gets a tan If I have one more pie a la mode I'm gonna need my own ZIP code
When you're only havin' seconds I'm havin' twenty thirds When I go to get my shoes shined I gotta take their word
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on (Fat, fat, really, really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it (Fat, fat, really, really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know (Fat, fat, really, really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds Lemme tell you once again, who's fat
If you see me comin' your way Better give me plenty space If I tell you that I'm hungry Then won't you feed my face
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on (Fat, fat, really, really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it (Fat, fat, really, really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know (Fat, fat, really, really fat)
When I sit around the house I really sit around the house
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on (Fat, fat, really, really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it (Fat, fat, really, really fat) You know, you know, you know, come on (Fat, fat, really, really fat)
And you know all by myself Im a crowd Lemme tell you once again
You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it (Fat, fat, really, really fat) You know I'm fat, you know (Fat, fat, really, really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know (Fat, fat, really, really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud Just tell me once again, whos fat