They only show you their gums when they smile Ain't got a tooth in their heads now how vile Only can eat things like pudding and applesauce They never have to buy toothpicks or dental floss
Hey, stand up Toothless people, the breath is lethal Wanna tell ya
Hey, (come on), stand up, (get on your feet) Toothless people, old and feeble What I say
No more of those pearly whites will they posses Their oral hygiene is frightful a mess Lots of 'em suffering from trench mouth and gum disease At least they don't have to worry 'bout cavities
Hey, stand up, (take out your teeth) Toothless people, old and feeble Oh yes
You can brush 'em. You can floss 'em They're something you just can't ignore If you lose 'em your in trouble 'Cause the tooth fairy won't come no more
You need something to show your dentist The next time he makes you say ahh You don't wanna have to wind up Eating all of your food through a straw
(Like toothless people) (Toothless people)
You better brush your teeth now Hey Toothless toothless toothless toothless people…