Weird Al Yankovic - You're Pitiful | Текст песни

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• Weird Al Yankovic
• You're Pitiful

My life is brilliant..
What? Was I too early? I'm sorry, should I..
Do you wanna start over? Keep going? OK. Now? Now?!..
My life is brilliant
Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic
You're always broke
Your home and star trek uniform
Really ain't impressing me
Your suffering from illusions
Of adequacy

You're pitiful!
You're pitiful!
You're pitiful! It's true

Never had a date
That you couldn't inflate
And you smell repulsive too
What a bummer being you

Well you just can't dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know
Still calls you "Farty pants"
But you always have a job well I mean
As long as you still can work
That slurpy machine

You're pitiful!
You're pitiful!
You're pitiful! It's true

Your half undressed
Eating chips off your chest
While you're playing Halo 2
No one's classier than you.

La la la la
La la la la
La la la la loser
You're pitiful!
You're pitiful!
You're pitiful! It's true

You dog with my travel
Playing catch by yourself
You still live with your mom, and your 42

Guess you'll never grow a clue
Well it just sucks to be you.