My life is brilliant.. What? Was I too early? I'm sorry, should I.. Do you wanna start over? Keep going? OK. Now? Now?!.. My life is brilliant Your life's a joke You're just pathetic You're always broke Your home and star trek uniform Really ain't impressing me Your suffering from illusions Of adequacy
Never had a date That you couldn't inflate And you smell repulsive too What a bummer being you
Well you just can't dance And forget romance Everybody you know Still calls you "Farty pants" But you always have a job well I mean As long as you still can work That slurpy machine