Miss Landers was a health nut, she cooked food in a wok, Mr. Harris was her boyfriend, and he had a great big (cock) Cockadoodledoodle! The rooster just wont quit, and I don't want my breakfast because it tastes like (shit) Shih-tzus make good house pets they're cuddly and sweet, monkeys aren't good to have because they like to beat their (meat) Meeting in the office, a meeting in the hall, the boss he wants to see you so you can suck his (balls) Balzac was a writer, he lived with Allen Funt, Mrs. Roberts didn't like him but that’s 'cause she's a (cunt) Contaminated water can really make you sick, your bladder gets infected, and blood comes out your (dick) Dictate what I'm saying for it will bring you luck and if you all don't like it, I don’t give a flying fuck!