Wendy Testaburger - Mrs. Landers's Like A Health Nut | Текст песни

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• Wendy Testaburger
• Mrs. Landers's Like A Health Nut

Miss Landers was a health nut,
she cooked food in a wok,
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend,
and he had a great big (cock)
Cockadoodledoodle!
The rooster just wont quit,
and I don't want my breakfast
because it tastes like (shit)
Shih-tzus make good house pets
they're cuddly and sweet,
monkeys aren't good to have
because they like to beat their (meat)
Meeting in the office,
a meeting in the hall,
the boss he wants to see you
so you can suck his (balls)
Balzac was a writer,
he lived with Allen Funt,
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him
but that’s 'cause she's a (cunt)
Contaminated water
can really make you sick,
your bladder gets infected,
and blood comes out your (dick)
Dictate what I'm saying
for it will bring you luck
and if you all don't like it,
I don’t give a flying fuck!