Her name is Noel, I have a dream about her, She rings my bell, I got gym class in half an hour; Oh how she rocks In Keds and tube socks, But she doesn't know who I am; And she doesn't give a damn about me.
[Chorus] Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby. Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby. Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me. Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo
Her boyfriend's a dick; He brings a gun to school And he'd simply kick My ass if he knew the truth; He lives on my block; He drives and I rock; But he doesn't know who I am And he doesn't give a damn about me.
[Chorus]
Oh yeah, Dirtbag; No, she doesn't know what she's missing. Oh yeah, Dirtbag; No, she doesn't know what she's missing.
Man I feel like mold; It's prom night and I am lonely; Lo and behold, She's walking over to me; This must be fake; My lip starts to shake; How does she know who I am; And why does she give a damn about . . .
I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby; Come with me Friday, don't say maybe, I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby like you . . . Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo
Oh yeah, Dirtbag; No, she doesn't know what she's missing. Oh yeah, Dirtbag; No, she doesn't know what she's missing.