Starting up the story I’ve got to tell ya I should have a drink cos it’s so bad She was very cute, her name was Natalia Teeth o white and hairs of red
Long-long-long and strait legs Big-big-big green eyes Neighborhood from creeps to athletes Streamed all dreams between her thighs
Early eighties, I am a student Soviet Union, C.P.I. Uncle Sam did his best to intrude in Communist science, well, I’m a spy
A-girl Natalia, queen of the downtown, Due to her father, the head o local nukes, How could I miss her, I started countdown, He is my pass to comparty dukes
I can’t discover the wide circle of methods That I’ve been using to catch that bird But I succeed and once she said words: «Oh, you’re my lovely American nerd!»
And then… that her father scanned all my data, Knew all my duties, you understand which, That hence I must work for comarados, Maybe, you guessed — I killed the bitch!