Well I'm gonna get drunk in Kentucky I'm gonna get drunk in Kentucky Well I got so boozed that I could not find my boots in Kentucky I'm gonna buy me some romance in Georgia I'm gonna buy me some romance in Georgia I was buyin' me some romance when that hooker stole my pants down in Georgia I went lookin' for some work in Alabama I went lookin' for some work in Alabama Well I could not find no work so I had to sell my shirt in Alabama I got busted in some bar in Louisiana I got busted in some bar in Louisiana Well I woke up in jail just wonderin' what the Hell in Louisiana I'm just tryin' to go fishin' back in Texas I'm just wanna to go fishin' back in Texas If all I catch is a buzz I'll be happy just because I'm home in Texas Well everythings a blur since December Hell Yes everythings a blur since December Well i climbed in a bottle and sunk and Whoops I was Drunk and don't remember