Whitney Avalon - "I've Never Seen Breaking Bad" (Wrecking Ball parody) | Текст песни

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• "I've Never Seen Breaking Bad" (Wrecking Ball parody)

We fight, you whine, you tell me I'm
A fool, not to understand
You're such a grouch, here on the couch
With that remote control in hand

Don't you tell me that I'm a scaredy cat
That will not change my mind
I don't need to know who Saul is and so
Ignorance suits me just fine

Oh I've never seen Breaking Bad
No not a single episode
All I like is stuff that makes me laugh
All you do now is berate me
Yeah, you berate me

I hear you say as of today
It's the best show there's ever been
You tell the gist, you share plot twists
To try to get me to give in

Don't you tell me that I'm a scaredy cat
That will not change my mind
I'll watch Bryan C, in a comedy
That's my choice, not a crime

I've never seen Breaking Bad
Everyone I know is mad at me
From the mailman to my great-granddad
I'm pretty sure they hate me
Yeah, they hate me

I never meant to start a war
I'm sure the acting is divine
But I don't like violence and gore
So avoiding it is by design
I never meant to start a war
I'm sure the writing is divine
Thanks for asking me but I decline

Don't you tell me that I'm a scaredy cat
That will not change my mind

If I never see Breaking Bad
No not even on DVD
If I stick with stuff that makes me laugh
I know you'll try to break me
Yeah, you'll berate me
Please don't hate me

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