Agent Bret has his laser set for the Mavic man with a master plan Brian Cant Playaway later with a Dalek or a Dominator Kat got stuck in an airlock but the Doctor told Steven to leave her The Brig can’t help you now, he’s in Geneva
A Yeti’s found down the underground and Jamie’s tamed a Dalek A single flash of that wry mustache aimed at a Time Lord’s dashing back Cybermen have reached Big Ben with a Stoney faced deceiver The Brig can’t help you now, he’s in Geneva
That ice clear snow white mountaintop where heroes take the air And Doctors drive their souped-up Whomobiles Where Sergeant Benton makes the tea in a swiss cafetière And Jo Grant totters past in kitten heels Almost ten Havoc men are firing blanks at model tanks The Doctor plays recorder in a TARDIS out of order Morbius and Omega don’t have anybody either The Brig can’t help you now, he’s in Geneva
Giant spiders trapped inside us missed a crystal from their cave An evil face enslaved a race when he lost his place in time and space Magnus Greels got a rat on a reel but he has to deal with Leela The Brig can’t help you now, he’s in Geneva
No Martians plan to freeze the Earth or start a Golden Age And dummies stay exactly where they are Sea Devils and Silurians retreated to their cave And share it with a little yellow car The Master’s will bends a daffodil And stops Jo’s yap with sandwich wrap He sets time traps as Kronos flaps And makes Atlantis walls collapse He’s bound to say ‘you will obey’ he’s a big over achiever The Brig can’t help you now, he’s in Geneva
Turlough stopped his furlough like The Merlin man with a battle plan There’s killer weeds from alien seeds Cos Chase played God when he got his pod Sarah Jane’s got an android brain but no one will believe her The Brig can’t help you now, he’s in Geneva No, the Brig can’t help you now, he’s in Geneva