Verse 1 I'm a killer I'm a stealer I’m really dirty and mean I’m a menace to society My lifestyle is debauchery I break rules I stay cool I feel good selling crack to kids I rob every bank I see From L.A. to Washington D.C.
Pre-chorus 1 I’m every mother’s nightmare I’m every father’s fear Lock your wives and daughters home When I get back to Oklahoma
Chorus I-I’m the most dangerous man in Nevada I-I’m the most wiked man in Colorado They say I’m maddest gangster in the USA I break law, steal and abuse But only when I’m stoned and boozed
Verse 2 I look cool and I look groovy I'm a superstar of action movies Every boy wants to be like me Every girl wants to sleep with me Police wants me alive or dead But I’m always 15 miles ahead In my real life I ain’t so good But I’m a hero thanks to Hollywood
Pre-chorus 2 There’s nothing sacred for me I must end up in hell Once I pissed on Christmas tree And made pregnant a female monastery
Chorus I-I’m the most dangerous man in Nevada I-I’m the most wicked man in Colorado They say I’m maddest gangster in the USA I break law, steal and abuse But only when I’m stoned and boozed