This is the story of your average Hebrew man Only eight days old My Shlomo is too big for them It's a tradition the say So the pain is not just mine But I'm the only one Who's got this stylish hair design
Bar mitvah time now i'm becoming a man Throwing money at me I don't ever care'bout their names They're screaming Mazal tov here's a new violin They're shouting Mazal tov, Humus, Mazal tov
Let's pray together - it's now or never For smaller nose - Yeah Much smaller nose - Yeah Let's pray together - to look much better For smaller nose - Yeah Much smaller nose - Yeah Shaking our noses you know we proud
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Rosh ha shana is when The family comes together Like the christian new year But it comes in september On Yom Kipur I'm starving Like the muslim Ramadan But they're cheating and start eating When the sun goes down
I got a new girl I wanna show her to my parents My pap is like ok But my jewisn mom is so jealous Shiksa she screamed No one will take my son for me But her dad is a doctor Now she loves her more than me!
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Baby girl - come with me lets go I can show you a world you never seen before! Gentile girl - I really wanna know Have you ever played a game With a real Shlomo? This is jewish style
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