Think 'bout a place that's hot as hell 'Bout drier than the bottom of a dried-out well And I think ya know what Texas means to me Ain't got no money, ain't got no jobs The banks are all too poor to rob And I'd like to say one thing 'fore I leave
Fuck you, Texas, and fuck your Lone Star Beer. Fuck that fucking Alamo, and fuckin' long-horned steer. Fuck every Dallas cowboy, that ever draw'd a breath Fuck you, Texas, and fuck you plumb to death!
I work'd my fingers to the bone But I knowed I wrote some pretty good songs 'Til I drew the wrath of the Texas LCB They jerked my tunes off the honky-tonk With a bullshit list of 'do's and 'don't's They lock'd 'em up, and throw'd away the key.
Well, fuck you, Texas, and fuck your Lone Star Beer. Fuck that fucking Alamo, and fuckin' long-horned steer. Fuck every Dallas cowboy, that ever draw'd a breath Fuck you, Texas, and fuck you plumb to death!
Well, I'm headed for the border line Anyplace else'll be just fine As long as there's a job and a decent place to sleep Get up each mornin' with my ass-a-flexin' And give birth to yet another Texan And write a song as he slips between my cheeks!
So, fuck you, Texas, and fuck your Lone Star Beer. Fuck that fucking Alamo, and fuckin' long-horned steer. Fuck every Dallas cowboy, that ever draw'd a breath Fuck you, Texas, and fuck you plumb to death!
Fuck you, Texas, and fuck your Lone Star Beer. Fuck that fucking Alamo, and fuckin' long-horned steer. Fuck every Dallas cowboy, that ever draw'd a breath Fuck you, Texas, and fuck you plumb to death!