C'mon, let's do the Taster when my love was so grays When the things of the past were just as good as the reh-eh-est Well I knew a girl, ah just a one certain girl Who taught me the Taster and it's good as the Twist-er
C'mon, let's do the Taster when my love was so grays When the things of the past were just as good as the reh-eh-est Well I knew a boy, ah just a one certain boy Who goes around masting things and all around tasting things (masting???????)
C'mon, let's do the Taster when my love was so grays When the things of the past were just as good as the reh-eh-est Well I knew a nursie, just a one certain nursie Who goes around putting things in everyone's pursies
C'mon, let's do the Taster when my love was so grays When the things of the past were just as good as the reh-eh-est Well I knew a doctor, just a one certain doctor Who goes around putting things in everyone's eye
C'mon, let's do the Taster when my love was so grays When the things of the past were just as good as the reh-eh-est Well I knew a cow, ah just a one certain cow Who'd give his life oh just to be an owl
C'mon, let's do the Taster when my love was so grays When the things of the past were just as good as the reh-eh-est Well I knew a cat, ah just a one certain cat Who'd climb a mountain, oh just for a rat
C'mon, let's do the Taster when my love was so grays When the things of the past were just as good as the reh-eh-est And that is how, how how you do the Taster Oh now come on, darling, oh now let's do the Taster And that is how, how how you do the Taster Oh now come on, darling, oh now let's do the Taster And that is how, how how you do the Taster! Oh now come on, darling, oh now let's do the Taster And that is how, how how you do the Taster! Oh now come on, darling! Oh now let's do the TASTER!! Ba buh ba, ha ha! Ba buh ba, ha ha! Ba buh ba, ha ha! Ba buh ba, ha HA! Ba buh BA HA HA! Ba buh BA HA HA! Ba buh ba ha ha . . .