Willam: Hey, Im calling you back Oh, my trade was a bitch tonight, and by bitch I mean his dick! No hard-on, nowhere. So I had to put on the wigs, miss the gigs, wash the asses , and [fart] to get no trade honey! And you know a bag of coke should stand for Motha Fucka w/ a limp stick! So then I get to his house, looking like a god damned supermodel And greeted, not by a replica of John Holmes at the door, but our friend, flaccid Downey Jr. Yes Honey, his partying shut down the KiKi Guess he blew before me Maybe he was smoking the T So I hope you’re up girl, cause I am coming over Drop your drawls, lower your balls, Chi Chi on the TV & keep on your heels Cause I know exactly what we need!
Chorus: Lets Have a Kai Kai (We’re gonna have a Kai Kai) Wrap your legs tight Let’s Have a Kai Kai (Tranny Fucka) I’m gonna let you touch it
Let’s Have a Kai Kai (I’m taking off my thigh-highs) Strip, Turn, Let’s Have a Kai Kai N-N-N-No eye contact, just doggie honey!
(aWhat!) (Play that Shit) (Professional)
Rhea: #AweYeah Here We Go…
A Kai Kai is a party for playing with your squirrels We’re dishing T and cleaning off our cocks so we are sure And though the tuck is hardeningI don’t give a damn Just put your piece inside my mouth I don’t need a man
Chorus: Lets Have a Kai Kai (We’re gonna have a Kai Kai) Wrap your legs tight Let’s Have a Kai Kai (Tranny Fucka) I’m gonna let you touch it
Let’s Have a Kai Kai (I’m taking off my thigh-highs) Werk, Turn, Let’s Have a Kai Kai N-N-N-No eye contact, just doggie honey!
(Play that bongo Cisco) (First time in Drags at a Ball Honey) (Oh, you mean first time in fags to the balls honey) (You said it!)
Willam: What a moderately satisfying Kai Kai Rhea: This Kai Kai was… aight...better than nothin.
Serve Xtravaganza Opulence Casual Fridays
Bridge: Kai Kai No No We We Oh Oh Kai Kai So So We We You Know
Kai Kai No No We We Oh Oh Kai Kai Lets Go We We We Blow Ow!
Oh, Look at Sharon & Alaska Manila and Sahara- oh no thats Saharable. I thought it was Bunny and RuPaul Haha, Sorry!
Chorus: Lets Have a Kai Kai (We’re gonna have a Kai Kai) Wrap your legs tight Let’s Have a Kai Kai (Tranny Fucka) I’m gonna let you touch it
Let’s Have a Kai Kai (I’m taking off my thigh-highs) Werk, Turn, Let’s Have a Kai Kai N-N-N-No eye contact, just doggie...
Lets Have a Kai Kai (We’re gonna have a Kai Kai) Wrap your legs tight Let’s Have a Kai Kai(Tranny Fucka) I’m gonna let you touch it
Let’s Have a Kai Kai (I’m taking off my thigh-highs) Werk, Turn, Let’s Have a Kai Kai Im gonna serve & jerk & tweet & twerk & pump my tuck inside you honey