DOCTOR DILLAMOND Oh, Miss Elphaba - The things one hears these days. Dreadful things: I've heard of an OxA professor from Quox No longer permitted to teach Who has lost all powers of speech And an Owl in Munchkin Rock A vicar with a thriving flock Forbidden to preach Now he can only screech! Only rumors - but still - Enough to give pause To anyone with paws Something bad is happening in Oz:
ELPHABA Something bad? Happening in Oz?
DILLAMOND Under the surface Behind the scenes Something baaaaaaad: (spoken) Sorry: \"Bad\":
ELPHABA Doctor Dillamond - If something bad is happening to the Animals, someone's got to tell the Wizard. That's why we have a Wizard. So nothing bad:.