I was toting my 12-pack along a dusty and abandoned lot When along came some dudes to scope the DIY spot They insulted the coping and said it wouldn't slide So I pointed at the biggest wall and I told them to ride They said to get up-out that lip you must be superman and I said: listen coward I've ridden every wall in this here land I've done every air man I've done every air man Frontside grinds I fare man My clothes and skin I've teared man Slamming I've had my share man I've done every air .... I did a frontside, backside, lien to tail, smack side a madonna, benihana Pretty soon I think I'm gonna do a judo air to you The next thing grab potato hand in my pocket air and elbow out of socket air A nose grab, a no grab, a no clothes rocket air An indy air, scooping air, a Strople alley-ooping air I've done every air man I've done every air man Frontside grinds I fare man My clothes and skin I've teared man Slamming I've had my share man I've done every air .... I've done a method air, a crossbone, a dogpiss, a nosebone An elbow grabbing real low, a frigid in the ozone A Christ air, saran wrap, Japan grab, a varial, a seat belt, tail-bone Roast beef, caballerial, whoo! Fast air, high air, under bridges lurking air Chip tail, gal on fire, should have been at work-ing air I've done every air man I've done every air man Frontside grinds I fare man My clothes and skin I've teared man Slamming I've had my share man I've done every air .... I've done a fakie air, nollie air, a few cannonball-y airs a nice air, a mean air, a melancholy lien air a money air, a broke air, a foreigner in low gear a dreams up in smoke air an easy-does-it air, a scary air, a fucking derriere, A speed jesus ozone bleeding to the bone air A face grab, a slob air, a grab the doorknob air I've done every air man I've done every air man Frontside grinds I fare man My clothes and skin I've teared man Slamming I've had my share man I've done every air .... I've done a Sean Penn, a Kona air, a boggle on the run air A buzz air, Salba air, stick my bandit over air, whoo! I've done a crail grab, a tail grab, a no wind in my sails grab I hung up and failed grab (really, haha!) A lame air, a tracker, my boards are my life air I've done every air I've done every air man I've done every air man Frontside grinds I fare man My clothes and skin I've teared man Slamming I've had my share man I've done every air .... I've done every air ....