I, was gaming in the back My girl was in the sack She went to bed when we were close to our first kill on Beth'tilac I asked, polite, did she want to play tonight But she just rolled her eyes and asked me if I'd take her for a ride And that was when I died, the leader called a wipe but we saw battle res was up so I was back in on the fight My girl, don't know what she is missing She's just pissed cause she can't see why this game has all my attention, screamin'
[CHORUS] No, I'm never gonna quit Ain't nothin' wrong with it Just playing on my MMO No, no matter what you say I'm always gonna play It's just a little MMO So come on baby log in log in, just log in Go roll a toon and get in
She, comes in and says to me “Do you want something to eat” Like I’ve got time to eat when fire is spawning right beneath my feet It’s hard, to hear, when she’s yappin’ in my ear And then there’s DBM that’s screamin’ something evil’s drawing near I don’t, know how, I’m supposed to play my WoW When she says one more dungeon run is all she’s going to allow Oh yes, we’re leet, we finally got her beat It felt so good I almost jumped out of my seat I'm screamin'
We, were visiting her dad My computer in my lap I had just logged in for dailies When she whispered “what is that?” I closed, the screen, wondering how much she had seen And that was when she started screamin’ "Are you ever gonna stop?" Her Dad, was mad, thinking I was being dirty But it turns out he had just got His new mage to level 30 Sometimes, I miss the way she kissed but now At least we have a mage that know’s how critical this is We’re screamin’