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What if god was a gay dude? Just a gay dude on the bus?

5000 years ago, when the earth was covered in snow
Jesus and Moses wore fur coats, and rode around on god damned dinos
They had a lot of time to talk about how some of the other guys walked
Cause they must have had sore butts, so Jesus' dad drown them in a flood

What if god was gay?
You'd look like the ass he takes it in
What if god was gay?
You'd have huevos on your face

You could read Ecclesiastes to find your inner peace
If you don't take every word literally
This old ass literature
God's inspired word

You try and tell me that god is love, His book is written half in blood
Worship him he's on your team, And if you don't he becomes pretty mean
Falwell and Phelps they were all wrong, God and Jesus crave big fat dong
Nothing wrong with that if you ask me, I don't care if they like to drink pee

What if god was gay?
You don't find him at Chik-Fil-A
What if god was gay?
What do you think he does on Sundays? (dudes)

You think your treasures guaranteed, how ugly is your greed?
You don't want to share with folks because their queer?!
God just might be a chick
Who makes you eat a dick

Just a gay dude on the bus
Just a gay dude on the bus
Just a gay dude on the bus
Just a gay dude on the bus


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