DPS? Check! Healer? Check! Tank? Check! Duuh, what's a tank? You are a tank okay? Oh, hehehe. Now, where were we? Guys, you hear that? Hear what?!
Welcome! Ladies and Gentlmens! Have you ever been to the Deadmines before?
No
Never
Nope
Why should I?
Well there was this one time-
Really?! Then let me show you around.
Everybody look, look around! All the passages are filled with sound! Everybody jumping up and down in the burrowed grounds You said that you are challenging the Leaders of the Brotherhood We hope that you have understood That you never could!
We've come for the bounty on your head The Stormwind nobles want you dead
You can't believe all that you've read For Stormwind we have bled
We should smash you just all like zit You no go to the mining pit You don't scare me at all one bit Wnen you've seen a Prestor throw a fit
Welcome to the Deadmines! Mysteries in the Deadmines! Welcome to the Deadmines! To the Brotherhood's base.
Welcome to the Deadmines! Mysteries in the Deadmines! Welcome to the Deadmines! To the unforgotten place.
Hello friends I am Sneed For cash I've got what you need Beware of my machine Unpleasantries will be indeed
Welcome to the Deadmines! Mysteries in the Deadmines! Now heroic in the Deadmines Being in a favorite pays
Welcome to the Deadmines! Mysteries in the Deadmines! Now you're here in the Deadmines Just like the good all days.
Alright stop! Hammer time!
A boat that big can only mean trouble!
Revenge will be ours, and Stormwind rubble!
I've got bad feeling about this!
We're under attack A vast, ye swabs Repell the invaders
Argh, listen up ye scurvy weaks It's Captain Greenskin now who speaks Defend our marvelous ship! While swinging in the time with our hips.
Welcome to the Deadmines! Mysteries in the Deadmines! Welcome to the Deadmines! We're back in our old base
Welcome to the Deadmines! Mysteries in the Deadmines! Now you're here in the Deadmines Now buffed to the eighties
Welcome to the Deadmines! Mysteries in the Deadmines! You ventured to the Deadmines