Push that pimple in the mirror Scrub it and bathe it With Old Spice and don't scratch the eczema Partly stifle your natural odor with underarm spray Garnish your bottom with powder Wipe it with paper Wash it with embers and pumicing stones Girls don't forget there's a place where you sweat Use your feminine spray Sluice yourself down in the bath and pray god your...keep clean
Your starchy attire is appalling Your raw blistered red neck is burning With strong antiseptic You smother your body with liquids and lotions And poisons and creams So get down on your knees in humility And pray to your god to keep yourself clean Take a sniff at yourself Examine your personal hygiene