And now another edition of the Children’s Fun Fact Science Corner.
Stick out your tongue. Farther…farther…is that really as far as you can get it? I bet you can get it a little farther than that!
Wow! That’s, like, three feet! Honestly, I– I expected an inch or so. Uh!Oh! Uh…now it’s at five feet! How– how long is your tongue? How long is a tongue supposed to be? Um, uh, can we get someone to check on that?
Th– this is starting to freak me out a little, your endless tongue. This was supposed to be a fun and challenging exercise, but now I’m questioning everything about myself and my life. I'm– I’m shivering! Your– your tongue is reaching out the door, it’s down the street, it– it’s rolling out of town! Look how far your tongue stretches!
You have not done well, young child. But you’ve certainly done something. You certainly have.
And somewhere, the tip of your tongue is still rolling on, tasting a world that neither it nor you can see.
Say, are you related to uh…huh…never mind. That doesn’t matter.
Oh, god! Oh god, that…that tongue! That hideous infinite tongue!
This has been the Children’s…Fun Fact…Science…Corner.