Эльфы: We are free and fairly sober, With so many toys to build. The machines are kinda tricky, Probably someone will be killed, But we gladly work for nothing...
Фрай: Which is good because we don't intend to pay.
Хором: The elves are back to work today!
Эльфы: Hooray! We have just a couple hours, To make several billion gifts, And the labour isn't easy...
Лила: Then you'll all work triple shifts, You can make the job go quicker if you turn up the controls to super-speed.
Фрай, Лила и Бендер: It's back to work on Xmas Eve!
Эльфы: Hooray!
Лила: And though you're cold and sore and ugly, Your pride will mask the pain.
Fry: Let my happy smile warm your hearts...
Эльф: There's a toy lodged in my brain!
Эльфы: We are getting awfully tired, And we can't work any faster, And we're very, very sorry--
Бендер: Why you selfish little bastards, Do you want the kids to think that Santa's just a crummy, empty-handed jerk?
Эльф: Ow!
Бендер: Then shut your yaps and back to work.
Эльфы: Now it's very nearly Xmas, And we've done the best we could,
Фрай: These toys soldiers are poorly painted.
Лила: And they're made from inferior wood.
Бендер: I should give you all a beating, But I really have to fly.
Робот Санта: If I weren't stuck here frozen, I'd harpoon you in the eye.
Эльфы: Now it's back into our tenements, To drown ourselves in rye.
Лила: You did the best you could, I guess that some of these gorillas are OK.