Warriors: Praise the winds of chance that blew Xena back where friends are true We would fight to death for you, brave Xena When your mighty chakram arcs Throwing fierce magnetic sparks No one ever hits her marks like Xena Famed for prowess with a sword Who's as feared and as adored You've not lived till you've been gored by Xena Warrior #1: You've the Warrior Princess who's as strong as an oak Warrior #2: You've got eyes that can tear out the heart of a bloke Warrior #3: With one look you can wilt a flower Warrior #4: Curdle milk or make men cower All Warriors: Welcome home, Xena, welcome home Xena: Ares, I though as much. But why the big production number? What's the point? Ares: You are the most divine, delicious warrior A man can't help saluting your return And if you start my heart it's just the way you slash and burn Bewitching woman, straining at the armor plate You singe me with the ardor you inflame And in my carnal heart there's not a sorry shred of shame All Warriors: You and me love war Doesn't matter what it's for Pandemonium reigns and we're bludgeoning brains Gives us War, War, War Keep it down to a roar Warrior #5: Words of wisdom Ares said Ares: When in battle keep your head All Warriors: Warriors love War, War, War
Villagers: O'er the Bridge of Tears she's crossed And she's paid a fearful cost Her blood innocence is lost, Gabrielle Now the past has set her free And she's traveled home to be With her old friends you and me, Gabrielle Villager #1: You've been plucked out from the heart of our lives for long Villager #2: Now we're grateful you've come back to place you belong Villager #3: For what ails the panacea Villager #4: Surely waits in Poteidia All Villagers: Welcome home, Gabrielle, welcome home Lila: Villains, fools and kings have made their mark on you Leave their easy evil in the dust If your child had lived, we'd surely make her welcome, too All Villagers: You and me love peace with the ducks and goats and geese While the hours away baking bread, pitching hay We love peace, peace, peace, simple joys that never cease Villager #1: Nothing changes but the time Small Group of Villagers: We don't even change our mind All Villagers: Villagers love Peace, Peace, Peace
Ares: Pulverizing foes requires strategy There's no mortal horn who meets you skill Xena join my vision - don't deny your destiny All Warriors: You and me love war Doesn't matter what it's for Warrior #6: Chop the tree down, burn the root Ares: Vengeance can be such a hoot All Warriors: Warriors love War, War, War
Lila: Xena was no friend, she worked to twist your mind Though you tried to change her deadly ways Take the scythe - It's just a case of killing to be kind All Villagers: You and me love peace with the ducks and goats and geese Lila: Sit and watch the world go by Villager Couple: Vegetate until you die All Villagers: Villagers love Peace, Peace, Peace
Warriors: We love War Villagers: Peace is such a Lovely state... War can kill you so you hate Warriors: Fear! Lies! Smite and smote and pulverize Villagers: Here the simple life's a delight Warriors: Pus and Gore Villagers: Just you put hand in mine, sure your future's on the line Warriors: You've a son you must avenge, know you must extract revenge Villagers: You must know that when Warriors: Don't put aside by beauty, Xena you must do your duty Villagers: Hope died she freed you All Voices: Ah ah ah, ah ah ah ah ah... Ah ah ah, ah ah ah ah ah... Villagers: Peace! Warriors: War! Villagers: Peace! Warriors: War!