In the ancient Asia Was a competition of a luck And that person who won it Was the champion of a cock Men were fighting cock to cock To win the precious prise And the prise was pretty lady With the tits instead of eyes Young boy with a skinny flesh Tried a luck of faith He challenged the champion The champion of a dick And they start to fighting Like an eagles in the sky Boy was beaten quite enough And fallen to the ground But the luck was there with him that day And he get the mighty fist Strength enough to kick badass Right in testicles And the champion has fallen And the crowd screams again Meet our newest champion The champion of a dick Take this pretty baby And fuck her very hard Wait a second said a boy You are next in line