I'm lazy when I'm lovin and I'm lazy when I play I'm lazy with my girlfriend a thousand times a day I'm lazy when I'm speaking, I'm lazy when I walk I'm lazy when I'm dancing and I'm lazy when I talk
Open up my mouth, air comes rushing out (sigh) Nothing, doing nada, never, how d'you like me now? Wouldn't it be mad, wouldn't it be fine Lazy, lucky lady, dancing, loving all the time
Ohhhhh I'm wicked and I'm lzy Ohhhhh Don't you want to save me?
Some folks they got money and some folks love to sweep Some folks make decisions and some folks clean the streets Now imagine what it feels like, imagine how it sounds Imagine life was perfect and everything works out
No tears are falling from my eyes I'm keeping all the pain inside Now don't you want to live with me I'm lazy as a man can be
Ohhhhh I'm wicked and I'm lazy Ohhhhh Don't you want to save me?
Ooh-hoo
Imagine there's a girlfriend, imagine there's a job Imagine there's an answer, imagine there's a God Imagine I'm a devil, imagine I'm a saint Lazy money, lazy, sexy, lazy outer space
No tears are falling from my eyes I'm keeping all the pain inside Now don't you want to live with me I'm lazy as a man can be
(Note this paragraph is for the extended version)
Ohhhhh I'm wicked and I'm lazy Ohhhhh Don't you want to save me? Lazy when I work, lazy on the bed Screaming all you like but it only fades away I'm lazy when I'm praying, lazy on the job Got a lazy mind, lazy eye, lazy lazy father
Hard man, hard life Hard keeping it all inside Good times, good God I'm so lazy I almost stop (cough or rewind sound, depending on version)
Ohhhhh I'm wicked and I'm lazy Ohhhhh Don't you want to save me? Ohhhhh I'm wicked and I'm lazy Ohhhhh Don't you want to save me?