She was a brown skin ebony honey that love hip-hop Cut off tank-top, she make your whole face drop Hotbox, like it or not, she don't care what I got She got her own knot dealin' in stocks And in the backwoods she plans to dust me off Suck me off, and then say I must be off Tryin' to smoke with X, the Cali kush was makin' her cough She must hate wearin' her clothes, she keeps takin 'em off At the Palms Hotel on a friday night Attack each other like animals 'til the sky turn bright Make it a - night to remember, she went tellin' her sista Then her sista turned around and told the shit to Melissa Then Melissa got my number, started sendin' me pictures in all type of different positions, man this bitch on a mission Listen, a man is a man, gon' handle his business I ain't a bad guy, just dealin' with scandalous bitches I remember when Xzibit used to push in a Caddy I met this chick from the Valley, she said she wanted me badly Now this is common in Cali because the homies is savy Bitches be givin' money to niggaz and callin 'em Daddy She in a brand-new Lexus, just moved from Texas She came to California to model and be that next bitch Takin' naked pictures tryin' to gain more acceptance Maybe get some jobs, try to politic some connections I said appreciate for X to the Z My homie picked through my trash instead of talkin' to me He fell in love with her ass, and while she casin' his place Tryin' to tell another nigga what he got up in his safe About the big hundred stacks and them bricks to match Forever watchin' his back, therefore he never relax And when her nigga attack, he got a slug in his britches He ain't a bad guy, just dealin' with scandalous bitches I met this girl from the 'Natti, I got along with her daddy I made it up in my mind this is the girl I'ma marry Now when you wanna get married the preparation is scary You want your weight to get carried, you want your skeletons buried She moved out to California next to me in a hurry Her reputation was dirty, but yo that didn't disturb me I want to stop the insanity, try to have me a family Started checkin' my phone and brought her back to reality Left her ring on the dresser, adios motherfucker I'm travelin' home from the road, I hear she fuckin' with Usher Now Usher don't even know me but I got love for the homie Even though everybody around me be thinkin' he corny She denied everything, said the rumors was phony On the phone cryin', she love me, said she wanted to hold me ("Yo he ain't shit to me Alvin, I was just into his album That was some bullshit, I'm sorry, I'm better without him") So I'm off to Miami, got invited to party by Mr. Raymond himself, yo I ain't hatin' nobody Now when we walk in the party, yep, guess who I see Lyin' bitch said she was callin' from N.Y.C. He started wipin' the sweat off of her face and her chest And then she gave him a peck, and then she looked to the left And when she seen it was X, she started cryin' and trippin' And dude was lookin' confused, the scene it couldn't be written Now he just pluckin' his chickens, I ain't gon' sock him or diss him I'm from the West Coast, where niggaz don't be fightin' for bitches A little over-dramatic, in Rome I called him a faggot in front of millions of people, funny but shouldn't have done that I was makin' a joke, I didn't mean to offend Like when I introduced Destiny's Child as Boyz II Men Listen, a man is a man, gon' handle his business I ain't a bad guy, just dealin' with scandalous bitches
"X, you ever get tired of um, motherfuckers talkin' to you about Pimp My Ride?"